Let's go on a date
Not a serious date. One in which we just feast on dessert. Where the point is to get fat together. With no judging. Because we both understand that dessert is the most important meal. I got the bill. I’m fucking hungry. Oh my gosh… Which reminds me. I was just thinking… Who is going to be my dessert date when I move? Shit :(
Because I've been running into a lot of suicidal...
So, this one is for you guys. I’m going to tell you a story. It’s something I almost never talk about. Only with a couple of people who know me very well. But I feel the need to bring it up. So just read. It looks like a long story. But I promise that it will be more than worth your time. And it will go by fast. I had a guy best friend once. His name was Derek. Derek as one of the...
At some point in life, we will all realize that we...
Anonymous asked: is your tumblr named after the dave chappelle fuck your couch thing?
I am fascinated with the fact that so many people...