I also have a bike. And I’ve been biking to all the places that are local lately. More so than I used to.
And I’ve realized… How much money I’m not spending on gas for my car. Because of my bike. I’m pretty much saving enough to buy 1 plane ticket to LA per month.
Or if you want to get real serious….. That’s equivalent to the cost of 10 gourmet sandwiches per month with a beverage. Or 18 venti frappuccinos from Starbucks. Bitches pay more attention when it’s food related.
So I kind of have this problem…
Where I only allow myself to eat sweets twice a week. Because at work… We have free unlimited dessert (unless it runs out). And then every day at lunch time, I piss everyone off that follows me on Instagram. Because I post pictures of what I’m eating. And it’s always food and dessert that looks like it’s from a magazine. Good thing I’m into health and exercise. Because my work is trying to make me fat.
When you’re eating something really spicy in public. And the more you eat it.. Your eyes start watering.. Then you start sniffling. Right?…. And when you stop to think about how spicy it is, you realize that you look like a little bitch that’s crying in public.